9. “I get so nervous talking to women.”
“He definitely doesn’t have a girlfriend. If he were younger, I’d think his nervousness over women was so cute,” giggles one Japanese woman in her 20s. You just worked her maternal instinct and she feels that she can’t leave you alone. The only backlash is that it implies you don’t have very much experience with girls. You probably should refrain from using this comment once you reach mid-20s.